你冷不冷,反正我很冷

陈水扁什麽时候会想要统一?买方便面的时候。

 

今天去换驾照,路过一个十字路口停红灯,结果有个妈妈背个小孩,前面还载一个大一点的,被交警拦下来…

交警说:「这位小姐,你的小孩没带安全帽也就算了,你怎麽自己也不戴?这样说不过去哦!」

妈妈说:「小朋友的这麽小买不到咩!!」

交警说:「但是你自已也要带啊!!」

妈妈说:「我带干嘛,万一我的孩子出了什麽事,我也不想活了!!」

 

有一个躲猫猫社团,他们团长现在还没找到...

 

母亲从幼儿园接出女儿,回家的路上问:“今天老师教什麽英语了?” 女儿说:“大雪碧。”母亲百思不得其解,第二天到幼儿园问老师,老师说:“昨天教的大写‘B’。”

 

小明新理了发,第二天来到学校,同学们看到他的新发型,笑道:小明,你的头型好像个风筝哦!小明觉得很委屈,就跑到外面哭。。哭著哭著。。他就飞起来了...

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