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在历史课堂上,老师同一个学生:“屈原是什么人?”

“是医生。”学生回答。

“胡说!”

“怎么胡说呢,书上说他是大夫嘛!”

 

儿子:“爸爸,简化字的‘会’字怎么写?”

父亲:“人字下面一个云字。”

儿子:“为什么?”

父亲:“开会的时候,别人怎么说你就怎么说,这叫‘人云亦云’。”

 

一家商店的售货员在黑板上写了“现在另售”四个字。

旁边一顾客说:“同志,零售的‘零’,你写的是别字。”

售货员瞪了顾客一眼说:“得了吧,‘别’字还有个立刀旁儿呢!”

 

两口子带着爷爷去医院看病。丈夫看到挂号单上年龄的“龄”错印成“令”了,就对大夫说:“这个‘令’字漏掉一个‘齿’字。”

“是掉个‘齿’字,大夫说,因为我们这是老年人门诊嘛!”

 

贾主任兴冲冲他说:“今天工会发票看电影《阿皮蛋正传》。”

一个青年笑了:“贾主任,你读错了,那是《阿Q正传》。”“啥?我读错了!?老子打牌打了几十年,难道还不认识皮蛋,走开?”

 

打扮时髦的一对男女青年手挽手,走进一家报刊门市部。男青年指着一本《大众花卉》对营业员说:“买一本《大众花开》。”营业员冲他一笑,递给了他。身旁的女青年摘下蛤蟆镜,拿过来一看刊名便问;“这个开字怎么上面多了竖?”男青年答:“这是书法艺术?”“哦。”女青年点点头。

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