（一）一幅奇妙的对联
? 一年春节前夕，清代书画家、文学家郑板桥去郊外办事，路过一家门前，看见门上贴着一副对联：
上联是：二三四五
下联是：六七八九
郑板桥读后，掉头就往自己家里跑。不一会儿，他扛来一袋粮食，还拿着几件衣服和一块肉，急匆匆地走进那户人家。只见屋里的人缺吃少穿，愁眉苦脸，送来的粮食、衣物正好救了他们的急，一家老小十分感激郑板桥。
奇怪的是，郑板桥和这家人素不相识，却从门前的对联里看出了这家人的贫困和急需。聪明的小读者，从这副对联里你能看出什么？如果说这副对联是一个谜语，打一个成语，你能猜出这个成语是什么吗？
? （二）读 对 联
? 在河北、辽宁两省交界处的山海关，有座姜女庙，旅游的人们都被庙里的一幅对联吸引住了。你能读懂这幅对联的意思吗？
??? 海水朝朝朝朝朝朝朝落，
?? 浮云长长长长长长长消。
是不是可以读成:
海水朝chao,朝zhao朝zhao朝chao,朝zhao朝chao,朝zhao落，
浮云长zhang, 长chang长chang长zhang ,长chang长zhang,长chang消
?? (三)苏东坡难对的千古绝对
据传，苏东坡一次与一些文人学士游西湖，有个歌女提着一把锡壶给东坡斟酒，不慎锡壶掉人湖中，于是有人当即作了一上联索对。
?? 联曰：游西湖，提锡壶；锡壶掉西湖，惜乎锡壶。
?? 满船人叫绝，但你望我，我看你，包括苏东坡在内，无人能应对。从此，这一联语便成了千古绝对。
? 直到1988年以后才有人对出了下联。
??? 一是江苏铜山县汴塘乡茸山村青年曾有法写的：“逢甲子，添家子，家子遇甲子，佳资家子。”
??? 一是湖南常德人写的：“登矮寨，携爱崽，爱崽坠矮寨，哀哉爱崽。”
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