常用语居然这样翻译!

严正声明:一下翻译绝对不正确!具体怎么翻译正确请请教英语高手,这里仅拿几个搞笑翻译娱乐一下。

YOU GO NO GO,YOU NO GO,I GO。 你走不走,你不走,我走。

you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

Good good study,day day up. 好好学习,天天向上。

You have seed,I will give you some color to seesee。你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。

You ask me,me ask who?你问我,我问谁?

We two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁?

No three no four。不三不四

Horse house tiger tiger。马马虎虎

One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one cardied!(关于一场车祸的描述)

People mountain people sea。人山人海

If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone!要钱没有,要命一条!